Top 10 Weirdest Things Students Have Been Caught Doing on Zoom
Their teachers’ taxes, that’s right Elizabeth Cantrel was caught doing the taxes of Ms. Klovekorn during her 6th period zoom meeting. Robert Schonlau was seen selling their cousin to the Swiss mafia in exchange for a half-eaten chocolate bar while he was supposed to be doing Ms. Klovekorn’s taxes. When asked why she was zooming […]
The Tea on Santa C.
We at the Tribune conducted an extensive investigative project at the North Pole that required our reporters to be embedded (not in the snow, but in Santa’s toy shop). In order to protect the identities of our investigative staff, we have assigned aliases. What follows is the real deal tea on Santa C.: Does Santa […]
The Lemon Endorses Candidates for Student Government
Talawanda Tribune Presents: The Lemon: sour satire and fun farce The following is a satire. If you don’t know what satire is — ask your English teacher. If they don’t know what satire is — we’re in trouble. Voting for your student government will be the most important thing you do in your high school […]