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Late to the Party: Grand Theft Auto V

Late to the Party: Grand Theft Auto V

Late to the Party: Grand Theft Auto V By: Will Salzarulo   In 2013, the fifth entry in the Grand Theft Auto series was released to commercial and critical acclaim. Grand Theft Auto V is considered THE fastest-selling entertainment product of all time. Selling 11 million copies in 24 hours. It is also considered the […]

Epaulettes: The Walking Sharks

Epaulettes: The Walking Sharks

Photo credit: Diveplanit Luca Berberich’s long-standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Today they’re here to talk about the mysterious shark that walks on land… the Epaulette Shark! Epaulette Sharks, or Hemiscyllium ocellatum, are an enigmatic species of shark that are […]

A THS Mystery: The Lemon Investigates

A THS Mystery:  The Lemon Investigates

A THS Mystery:  The Lemon Investigates By Muhammed “Mystery” Khan What’s good my beloved Tribune readers!!!!! Mystery solving extraordinaire Muhammed “Mystery” Khan here. I recently came across a spoooooky mystery that I just had to get to the bottom of. You’re in for quite the adventure, so take a few minutes to comb your hair, […]

Tribune Tries It: Starbucks in the Fall

Tribune Tries It: Starbucks in the Fall

Tribune Tries It: Starbucks in the Fall By: Liv Mcgownd  In honor of the coming of fall, Talawanda Tribune decided to test the fall drinks and foods available at Starbucks. We rated them 1 leaf to 4 leaves based on taste, fall aesthetic, originality, and how much it’s worth standing in line for. Here are […]

Late to the Party: Red Dead Redemption

Late to the Party: Red Dead Redemption

Late to The Party: Red Dead Redemption By: Will Salzarulo   In 2010, Rockstar Games released their second-ever video game in the Western genre. A spiritual successor from Red Dead Revolver, Red Dead Redemption was released to critical acclaim, winning Game of The Year at The Game Awards. Red Dead Redemption was developed by Rockstar […]

Late To The Party: Introduction

Late To The Party: Introduction

Welcome to Late To The Party! My name is Will Salzarulo and I love reviewing stuff. Old or new, big or small. However, a lot of the things I wanted to review were made less than 5 years ago. So our advisor, Amanda Weatherwax, gave me a challenge. I never back down from a challenge […]

THS President Muhammed Khan Gives Inaugural Address

THS President Muhammed Khan Gives Inaugural Address

Recently, Muhammed Khan was re-elected as class president. The following is a transcript of the shocking speech he gave at his inauguration. This was a truly frightening moment for the class of 2024. If you are easily spooked, I would advise you to close this tab ASAP. You have been warned. START OF TRANSCRIPT Khan:  […]

Braveheart Trash Talks the Talawanda Brave

Braveheart Trash Talks the Talawanda Brave

Braveheart travels from the past and trash talks the Talawanda Brave on “Oxford Jungle” day during a Homecoming week interview with Garrison Franks.  While William Wallace thinks that the Brave are going to lose Friday night’s game, THS student Mason Harvey definitely disagrees with his look-a-like from the past.

Snailfish: Cuties of the Deep

Snailfish:  Cuties of the Deep

Snailfish: Cuties of the Deep Photo credit: DIVE Magazine Luca Berberich’s long-standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their newest article is about the semi-recently discovered indestructible deep sea fish… National Geographic described it best: “It’s cute, almost pink, and about […]

Floridians Cut Loose, Literally

Floridians Cut Loose, Literally

Floridians Cut Loose, Literally By Stenghis Khan In recent years, citizens of the United States have noticed an increase in suspicious activity coming from the state of Florida. Ranging from attempted robberies with staplers to the governor’s attempts to take control of Disney World, the happenings in Florida have been a cause for concern for […]

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