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Terrifying Times: The E-Hallpass Era

Terrifying Times: The E-Hallpass Era

Terrifying Times: The E-Hallpass Era By: Moonhamed Juan We’ve all heard of the not-so-popular e-hallpass. Although everyone has complained about them at some point, some sources suggest that your worries are only the tip of the iceberg. An insider from THS staff recently released some disturbing images of appointment passes that reveal secrets the administration […]

The Lemon’s Top 8 Scariest Halloween Costumes

The Lemon’s Top 8 Scariest Halloween Costumes

    By Muhammed “Zoinks” Khan & Will “Ruh-Roh” Salzarulo It is about that time of year when children and adults deem it necessary to dress up and scare one another in an attempt to satisfy their inner monster. In years past, however, we have noticed a terrifying lack of good costumes, much scarier than the […]

Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal

Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal

Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal By Muhammed Khan and Will Salzarulo Take their HoCo Proposal sign and walk up to it, rip it in half, then stomp up and down on it while yelling “Ew!  Gross!  No!” Use a big, red Sharpie to underline their grammar mistakes on their HoCo proposal sign […]

Anything but a Backpack

Anything but a Backpack

Oxford, OH–On Wednesday, August 31, 2022, the FCCLA is sponsoring a spirit week theme:  Anything but a backpack.  We at the Tribune have some ideas for you:  Have a small child walk around carrying your stuff.  Get a donkey, put your stuff on the donkey, and then pull it around school on a leash.  According […]

“Great” Valentine’s Day

“Great” Valentine’s Day

“Great” Valentine’s Day By Lover-Boy Logan Murray With Valentine’s Day right around the corner it’s time for couples to start panicking and single people to feel lonely. During this hectic time it’s important that everyone feels the love, so here are six suggestions for couples, and how to modify them for singles. 1: Grab some […]

Friendsgiving Tips

Friendsgiving Tips

Friendsgiving Tips By STAFF F is for friends who stuff together like host a “Friendsgiving”!  The Tribune staff has some tips to make your get together a rousing success.  From potluck dish ideas to conversation topics, we have you covered. What to Bring to the Friendsgiving PotLuck You don’t have to be a great cook […]

The Lemon: TikTok Trends

The Lemon:  TikTok Trends

With all these hot new “trends” flying around TikTok it’s hard to keep track of which ones are actually trending and which ones are just wishful thinking. Our collection of anthropomorphized snails in the basement were given phones to research the five biggest TikTok challenges. The Worm Challenge: This trend started when a teen recorded […]

HORRORSCOPES

HORRORSCOPES

Horrorscopes by Logan Not-an-Astrologist Murray Aquarius – You thought nobody saw what you did, but that sinking feeling says otherwise. Pisces – I would study for that test If I were you. Aries – It’s ok to be competitive, but making a kindergarten fight club may be too far. Taurus – I’d start running. Now. […]

Six THS Places Freshmen Should Know About

Six THS Places Freshmen Should Know About

Six THS Places Freshmen Should Know About LOGAN MURRAY With the school year getting into full swing, It’s important that our new additions know about important places in the school. I’ve taken the time to write about six places I think the incoming freshman should know about. 1  The PAC: Also known as the performing […]

The Lemon: Tribune Makes Prom 2021 Predictions

The Lemon:  Tribune Makes Prom 2021 Predictions

The Lemon:  Tribune Makes Prom 2021 Predictions By STAFF Talawanda administration hasn’t yet released the plan for Prom 2021, but we here at The Tribune have some ideas on what it’s going to look like: Mr. Schmid will be riding around on a Segway with a squirt gun full of hand sanitizer. This year’s prom […]

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