What Scares High Schoolers the Most? October Contest Winner
We asked Talawanda students “what scares high schoolers the most?” Ninth grader, Layla F. sent in this digital drawing showing a big fear of high schoolers: November’s contest is “Shout Outs.” In this month of giving thanks, tell us who you are most thankful for in 450 words or less for written entries or 3 […]
The Lemon’s Top 8 Scariest Halloween Costumes
By Muhammed “Zoinks” Khan & Will “Ruh-Roh” Salzarulo It is about that time of year when children and adults deem it necessary to dress up and scare one another in an attempt to satisfy their inner monster. In years past, however, we have noticed a terrifying lack of good costumes, much scarier than the […]
Mr. Johnson: Ask Me Almost Anything
Mr. Johnson: Ask Me Almost Anything By Muhammed Khan Q: Who is your favorite historical U.S. president? A: Tie between Teddy and Franklin Roosevelt. Q: Who is your least favorite historical U.S. president? A: Usually Andrew Jackson, but this week William Henry Harrison because we are playing Harrison. Harrison Wildcats smell bad. Q: Who do […]
Ms. Schran: Ask Me Almost Anything
Ms. Schran: Ask Me Almost Anything Q: Rank the following 5 Beatles songs: Yellow Submarine And I Love Her I Wanna Hold Your Hand Here Comes the Sun Twist and Shout A: Here Comes the Sun And I Love Her Yellow Submarine I Wanna Hold Your Hand Twist and Shout Q: Biggie or Smalls? A: […]
Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal
Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal By Muhammed Khan and Will Salzarulo Take their HoCo Proposal sign and walk up to it, rip it in half, then stomp up and down on it while yelling “Ew! Gross! No!” Use a big, red Sharpie to underline their grammar mistakes on their HoCo proposal sign […]
Mr. McWilliams: Ask Me Almost Anything
Mr. McWilliams: Ask Me Almost Anything By MUHAMMED KHAN Q: Who is better at pranks, you or Mr. Pearson? A: Definitely me, because Mr. Pearson is too short to do pranks. Q: Why did you cancel “Cookadoodledo?” A: Mr. Pearson and I had creative differences. Q: What would be your perfect last meal? A: Pizza […]
Anything but a Backpack
Oxford, OH–On Wednesday, August 31, 2022, the FCCLA is sponsoring a spirit week theme: Anything but a backpack. We at the Tribune have some ideas for you: Have a small child walk around carrying your stuff. Get a donkey, put your stuff on the donkey, and then pull it around school on a leash. According […]
Get Tribune to Ask THS Staff Almost Anything
Do you want to know where Mr. Schmid got his Tuesday shirt? Maybe you’ve always wanted to know when Mr. Caudill started asking “Questions? Comments? Cheapshots?” Perhaps you want some book recommendations from Ms. Alfonsi, or some music suggestions from Mr. Aerni or Mr. Pearson? Or, maybe you want to know what Principal Davie’s most […]
“Great” Valentine’s Day
“Great” Valentine’s Day By Lover-Boy Logan Murray With Valentine’s Day right around the corner it’s time for couples to start panicking and single people to feel lonely. During this hectic time it’s important that everyone feels the love, so here are six suggestions for couples, and how to modify them for singles. 1: Grab some […]
Friendsgiving Tips
Friendsgiving Tips By STAFF F is for friends who stuff together like host a “Friendsgiving”! The Tribune staff has some tips to make your get together a rousing success. From potluck dish ideas to conversation topics, we have you covered. What to Bring to the Friendsgiving PotLuck You don’t have to be a great cook […]