The Lemon’s Top 10 Video Game Idea
By: Muhammed Khan and Will Salzarulo Video Games are arguably the most immersive form of entertainment in the world right now. They allow you to transport to new worlds and do things you would have never imagined. Kids these days play games like RDR2, Fortnite, Call of Duty, etc. There are some games, however, that […]
Ms. Klovekorn: Ask Me Almost Anything
How tall are you?6 ft 2.5 in What was your best ice skating moment? Probably winning a national champ in college What was your worst ice skating moment? When I fell on my face during an ice show Favorite type of donut? Probably blueberry cake flavor Favorite Chef Boyardee flavor? Beefaroni What is the class […]
The Giant Siphonophore Claims “Longest Animal” Title
The Giant Siphonophore Claims “Longest Animal” Title By LUCA BERBERICH Luca Berberich’s long standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their third article focuses on the recently discovered Giant Siphonophore… Photo Credit: Smithsonian Magazine The Giant Siphonophore (sai-fah-nuh-for) is an enigma. […]
Happy Holidays: Talawanda Tribune Headlines
Woman Divorces Husband over Whether or not ‘Die Hard’ Is a Christmas Movie Big Fat Man Arrested for Breaking in Entering and Stealing Cookies and Milk Joe Alwyn Gets T. Swift Stock in Ticketmaster for Christmas Parents Continue to Buy ‘Those Darn Phones’ for Little, Little Children Santa Refuses to Let Reindeer Stop for a […]
Florida Man Releases Snail Plague
Florida Man Releases Snail Plague By LUCA BERBERICH Giant African Land Snail / Photo taken by Sonel.SA Luca Berberich’s long standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their second piece in this thrilling series is about the most dangerous mollusc known […]
The Blue-Ringed Octopus: Tiny but Deadly
The Blue-Ringed Octopus: Tiny but Deadly By LUCA BERBERICH (src: https://www.animalspot.net/blue-ringed-octopus.html) Luca Berberich’s long standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their first piece starts rather small. About 6 centimeters, actually… Blue-Ringed Octopuses are a genus (a lower classification level that […]
Shout Out: November Contest Winner
November’s contest prompt asked students to tell us who they are thankful for. Thanks to Ms. Sammons’s classes, we had many outstanding entries. Our top choice was this shout out written by sophomore, Ellery Duvall. Congratulations Ellery! Shout Out by Ellery Duvall, Sophomore My sister has been there for me since the day I was […]
Terrifying Times: The E-Hallpass Era
Terrifying Times: The E-Hallpass Era By: Moonhamed Juan We’ve all heard of the not-so-popular e-hallpass. Although everyone has complained about them at some point, some sources suggest that your worries are only the tip of the iceberg. An insider from THS staff recently released some disturbing images of appointment passes that reveal secrets the administration […]
What Scares High Schoolers the Most? October Contest Winner
We asked Talawanda students “what scares high schoolers the most?” Ninth grader, Layla F. sent in this digital drawing showing a big fear of high schoolers: November’s contest is “Shout Outs.” In this month of giving thanks, tell us who you are most thankful for in 450 words or less for written entries or 3 […]
The Lemon’s Top 8 Scariest Halloween Costumes
By Muhammed “Zoinks” Khan & Will “Ruh-Roh” Salzarulo It is about that time of year when children and adults deem it necessary to dress up and scare one another in an attempt to satisfy their inner monster. In years past, however, we have noticed a terrifying lack of good costumes, much scarier than the […]