Epaulettes: The Walking Sharks
Photo credit: Diveplanit Luca Berberich’s long-standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Today they’re here to talk about the mysterious shark that walks on land… the Epaulette Shark! Epaulette Sharks, or Hemiscyllium ocellatum, are an enigmatic species of shark that are […]
A THS Mystery: The Lemon Investigates
A THS Mystery: The Lemon Investigates By Muhammed “Mystery” Khan What’s good my beloved Tribune readers!!!!! Mystery solving extraordinaire Muhammed “Mystery” Khan here. I recently came across a spoooooky mystery that I just had to get to the bottom of. You’re in for quite the adventure, so take a few minutes to comb your hair, […]
Tribune Tries It: Starbucks in the Fall
Tribune Tries It: Starbucks in the Fall By: Liv Mcgownd In honor of the coming of fall, Talawanda Tribune decided to test the fall drinks and foods available at Starbucks. We rated them 1 leaf to 4 leaves based on taste, fall aesthetic, originality, and how much it’s worth standing in line for. Here are […]
How the 2023-2024 Cross Country Season Is Going So Far
How the 2023-2024 Cross Country Season Is Going So Far By Sadie Abbitt Disclaimer: Sadie Abbitt is a cross country runner for Talawanda High School. She’s also one of the top-10 female runners in the Southwest Ohio Conference. Sadie and all the runners hope you’ll come out to support the Brave at the SWOC Conference […]
Late to the Party: Red Dead Redemption
Late to The Party: Red Dead Redemption By: Will Salzarulo In 2010, Rockstar Games released their second-ever video game in the Western genre. A spiritual successor from Red Dead Revolver, Red Dead Redemption was released to critical acclaim, winning Game of The Year at The Game Awards. Red Dead Redemption was developed by Rockstar […]
“A Highly Motivated Bunch”: Talawanda’s Field Hockey Team Remains Resilient in Its First Season as a Club Team
“A Highly Motivated Bunch”: Talawanda’s Field Hockey Team Remains Resilient in Its First Season as a Club Team By Lily Franks OXFORD, OH — The chilly fall weather is beginning to set in when the Talawanda Oxford field hockey club returns for their second home game of the season. Miami University’s field hockey field, tucked […]
Late To The Party: Introduction
Welcome to Late To The Party! My name is Will Salzarulo and I love reviewing stuff. Old or new, big or small. However, a lot of the things I wanted to review were made less than 5 years ago. So our advisor, Amanda Weatherwax, gave me a challenge. I never back down from a challenge […]
THS President Muhammed Khan Gives Inaugural Address
Recently, Muhammed Khan was re-elected as class president. The following is a transcript of the shocking speech he gave at his inauguration. This was a truly frightening moment for the class of 2024. If you are easily spooked, I would advise you to close this tab ASAP. You have been warned. START OF TRANSCRIPT Khan: […]
Braveheart Trash Talks the Talawanda Brave
Braveheart travels from the past and trash talks the Talawanda Brave on “Oxford Jungle” day during a Homecoming week interview with Garrison Franks. While William Wallace thinks that the Brave are going to lose Friday night’s game, THS student Mason Harvey definitely disagrees with his look-a-like from the past.
Snailfish: Cuties of the Deep
Snailfish: Cuties of the Deep Photo credit: DIVE Magazine Luca Berberich’s long-standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their newest article is about the semi-recently discovered indestructible deep sea fish… National Geographic described it best: “It’s cute, almost pink, and about […]