New Tech at Talawanda
New Tech at Talawanda By Eliza Sullivan It’s been called “Big Brother,” “Orwellian,” and “a surveillance state.” What is it? It’s the new app being used at THS: eHallpass. EHallpass is an app developed by Eduspire Solutions, who promise it will help limit “mischief, meetups, vaping, vandalism, and much more.” Students use their phone or […]
Review: Star Wars – The Book of Boba Fett
Formerly a cold calculated bounty hunter, now a kind gentle respectable crime boss? Boba Fett is a former bounty hunter who worked for many criminal organizations such as The Hutts and the Galactic Empire. After capturing his arch nemesis, Han Solo, Boba Fett celebrates by throwing a party on Jabba The Hutt’s yacht. On the […]
Mr. Johnson: Ask Me Almost Anything
Mr. Johnson: Ask Me Almost Anything By Muhammed Khan Q: Who is your favorite historical U.S. president? A: Tie between Teddy and Franklin Roosevelt. Q: Who is your least favorite historical U.S. president? A: Usually Andrew Jackson, but this week William Henry Harrison because we are playing Harrison. Harrison Wildcats smell bad. Q: Who do […]
Ms. Schran: Ask Me Almost Anything
Ms. Schran: Ask Me Almost Anything Q: Rank the following 5 Beatles songs: Yellow Submarine And I Love Her I Wanna Hold Your Hand Here Comes the Sun Twist and Shout A: Here Comes the Sun And I Love Her Yellow Submarine I Wanna Hold Your Hand Twist and Shout Q: Biggie or Smalls? A: […]
A Step-by-Step Guide to Passing your Drivers Test
A Step-by-Step Guide to Passing your Drivers Test By M. Sly The all-mighty driver’s test: a rite of passage for many teenagers, a symbol of sophistication, and a bringer of freedom. Nothing is more euphoric than waiting 30 minutes in the BMV to get your picture badly taken after you finally put the pedal to […]
Review: Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered (PC)
Review: Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered (PC) By William Salzarulo In 2018, Playstation Studios along with Insomniac Games released Marvel’s Spider-Man. Spider-Man was released to critical acclaim and was considered for Game Of The Year. However, the game was released exclusively on Playstation consoles (Playstation 4 and later Playstation 5). Essentially, if you didn’t have a Playstation […]
Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal
Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal By Muhammed Khan and Will Salzarulo Take their HoCo Proposal sign and walk up to it, rip it in half, then stomp up and down on it while yelling “Ew! Gross! No!” Use a big, red Sharpie to underline their grammar mistakes on their HoCo proposal sign […]
2022-2023 Tribune Contest Calendar
Attention staff and students! The Talawanda Tribune wants to recognize the great writers and thinkers at THS. Consider entering one of our 2022-2023 contests!
Mr. McWilliams: Ask Me Almost Anything
Mr. McWilliams: Ask Me Almost Anything By MUHAMMED KHAN Q: Who is better at pranks, you or Mr. Pearson? A: Definitely me, because Mr. Pearson is too short to do pranks. Q: Why did you cancel “Cookadoodledo?” A: Mr. Pearson and I had creative differences. Q: What would be your perfect last meal? A: Pizza […]
THS Cross Country Wins 2022 Brave Invitational
Oxford, OH—On Saturday, Aug. 27, 2022, the THS boys and girls took first in the Brave Cross Country Invitational. Max Bixler came in first for the boy’s team with a time of 17:07.10 and Maddox Burns came in second with a time of 17:25.70. Garrison Franks and Bryson Fears finished at fourth and fifth. THS […]