Ancient Memeopotamia: The History of Memes
The meme professionals here at the Tribune spent day and night thinking of the first meme ever conceived. No one person is one-hundred percent sure of the first meme but one thing we can all agree on is this, the first meme known to almost all of man… Troll Face, the face of ancient Memopotamia. […]
Biology Students Get Studying Experience “In the Field”
OXFORD – In an effort to better understand the ecosystem where we live, Sophomore Biology Students conducted water tests in Lick Run, a stream running Northeast to Southwest on the THS property on Sept. 8 and 9, 2016. Students were paired in groups and tested the water for dissolved oxygen, pH level, turbidity, and water […]
Talawanda Tailgating
As most of us sports fans know, the parking lot of a sports venue hours before the game is home to hamburger and hot dog parties with ice cold cooler beverages and music which is also know as tailgating. It is a famous pastime that has existed in American culture since the creation of modern […]
THS Volleyball: Expect High Energy
On Tuesday, Sep. 8, 2016, at Talawanda High School, your Braves Volleyball team faced the Harrison Wildcats. Going into the night the Wildcats had a record of 4-3 and a conference record of 0-2. The Braves had a record of 5-1 with a conference record of 1-0. The first set of the game was easily […]
School Gotcha Down? Don’t Worry Memes are in Town
First day of school, we know it won’t be the best day of your life. Worst, maybe. Mom on the first day of High School. MOM. STOP. PLEASE. Trying to motivate yourself halfway through the school year. this is a total guess. For all we know, you’re failing every class, and crying on the inside. […]
THS Mock Trial Gears up for Success
“I object!” The THS Mock Trial team is at it once again for another year of success. Guided by teacher Mrs. Weatherwax, the Mock Trial informational meeting is on Sept. 12, 2016 at 2:30 p.m after school in room 417. Come out and help the team win by debating and preparing good arguments. This year’s […]
Unsolicited Advice to Freshmen Starting High School, or if I had a Time Machine
It was 27 years ago that I was a freshman in highschool. I thought we’d have flying cars by now (what the heck?!). In 1989 “Hangin’ Tough” by the New Kids on the Block was the hot album, there were no cell phones (but drug dealers and other business persons and expectant fathers had “beepers”), […]
Meningitis Vaccines Now Mandatory
Starting in 2016 lawmakers made it a requirement for students entering the seventh and twelfth grades in Ohio to receive the Meningitis vaccination. The vaccination is for the purpose of preventing the bacterial infection. According to the CDC, Meningitis can be a viral or bacterial infection, marked by an intense headache and fever, sensitivity to […]
The Wall: Complete and Total Unbiased Reporting
Welcome to The Wall! The most trusted news column on the Tribune for fair and balanced news–all online and all true. Here at The Wall, we take pride in hiring only the most biased reporters and editors from both sides of the political spectrum and have repeatedly won the award for most underpaid staff in […]
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