Tribune Tries It: Starbucks in the Fall
Tribune Tries It: Starbucks in the Fall By: Liv Mcgownd In honor of the coming of fall, Talawanda Tribune decided to test the fall drinks and foods available at Starbucks. We rated them 1 leaf to 4 leaves based on taste, fall aesthetic, originality, and how much it’s worth standing in line for. Here are […]
Late to the Party: Red Dead Redemption
Late to The Party: Red Dead Redemption By: Will Salzarulo In 2010, Rockstar Games released their second-ever video game in the Western genre. A spiritual successor from Red Dead Revolver, Red Dead Redemption was released to critical acclaim, winning Game of The Year at The Game Awards. Red Dead Redemption was developed by Rockstar […]
Late To The Party: Introduction
Welcome to Late To The Party! My name is Will Salzarulo and I love reviewing stuff. Old or new, big or small. However, a lot of the things I wanted to review were made less than 5 years ago. So our advisor, Amanda Weatherwax, gave me a challenge. I never back down from a challenge […]
THS President Muhammed Khan Gives Inaugural Address
Recently, Muhammed Khan was re-elected as class president. The following is a transcript of the shocking speech he gave at his inauguration. This was a truly frightening moment for the class of 2024. If you are easily spooked, I would advise you to close this tab ASAP. You have been warned. START OF TRANSCRIPT Khan: […]
Braveheart Trash Talks the Talawanda Brave
Braveheart travels from the past and trash talks the Talawanda Brave on “Oxford Jungle” day during a Homecoming week interview with Garrison Franks. While William Wallace thinks that the Brave are going to lose Friday night’s game, THS student Mason Harvey definitely disagrees with his look-a-like from the past.
Snailfish: Cuties of the Deep
Snailfish: Cuties of the Deep Photo credit: DIVE Magazine Luca Berberich’s long-standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their newest article is about the semi-recently discovered indestructible deep sea fish… National Geographic described it best: “It’s cute, almost pink, and about […]
Floridians Cut Loose, Literally
Floridians Cut Loose, Literally By Stenghis Khan In recent years, citizens of the United States have noticed an increase in suspicious activity coming from the state of Florida. Ranging from attempted robberies with staplers to the governor’s attempts to take control of Disney World, the happenings in Florida have been a cause for concern for […]
Nudibranchs: The Stinger Stealing Sea Slugs
Nudibranchs: The Stinger Stealing Sea Slugs Photo Credit: National Geographic Luca Berberich’s long-standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their fifth article focuses on the infamous robbers of the ocean… In the depths of the ocean, you’ll find many species of […]
Kondo: Ask Me Almost Anything
Kondo: Ask Me Almost Anything By Muhammed Khan & Will Salzarulo If you aren’t living under a rock, you’ve probably heard of Kondo the dog. Nobody really knows where Kondo came from; it appears as if he just spawned in one day. I’m sure you have wondered at some point what goes on inside that […]
The Ocean’s Living Fossil: How the Coelacanth Successfully Cheated Death
The Ocean’s Living Fossil: How the Coelacanth Successfully Cheated Death By LUCA BERBERICH Luca Berberich’s long-standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their fourth article is about the prehistoric fish that seemingly came back from extinction… Photo Credit: Smithsonian Ocean The […]