Mr. Johnson: Ask Me Almost Anything
Mr. Johnson: Ask Me Almost Anything By Muhammed Khan Q: Who is your favorite historical U.S. president? A: Tie between Teddy and Franklin Roosevelt. Q: Who is your least favorite historical U.S. president? A: Usually Andrew Jackson, but this week William Henry Harrison because we are playing Harrison. Harrison Wildcats smell bad. Q: Who do […]
Ms. Schran: Ask Me Almost Anything
Ms. Schran: Ask Me Almost Anything Q: Rank the following 5 Beatles songs: Yellow Submarine And I Love Her I Wanna Hold Your Hand Here Comes the Sun Twist and Shout A: Here Comes the Sun And I Love Her Yellow Submarine I Wanna Hold Your Hand Twist and Shout Q: Biggie or Smalls? A: […]
A Step-by-Step Guide to Passing your Drivers Test
A Step-by-Step Guide to Passing your Drivers Test By M. Sly The all-mighty driver’s test: a rite of passage for many teenagers, a symbol of sophistication, and a bringer of freedom. Nothing is more euphoric than waiting 30 minutes in the BMV to get your picture badly taken after you finally put the pedal to […]
Review: Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered (PC)
Review: Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered (PC) By William Salzarulo In 2018, Playstation Studios along with Insomniac Games released Marvel’s Spider-Man. Spider-Man was released to critical acclaim and was considered for Game Of The Year. However, the game was released exclusively on Playstation consoles (Playstation 4 and later Playstation 5). Essentially, if you didn’t have a Playstation […]
Mr. McWilliams: Ask Me Almost Anything
Mr. McWilliams: Ask Me Almost Anything By MUHAMMED KHAN Q: Who is better at pranks, you or Mr. Pearson? A: Definitely me, because Mr. Pearson is too short to do pranks. Q: Why did you cancel “Cookadoodledo?” A: Mr. Pearson and I had creative differences. Q: What would be your perfect last meal? A: Pizza […]
THS Cross Country Wins 2022 Brave Invitational
Oxford, OH—On Saturday, Aug. 27, 2022, the THS boys and girls took first in the Brave Cross Country Invitational. Max Bixler came in first for the boy’s team with a time of 17:07.10 and Maddox Burns came in second with a time of 17:25.70. Garrison Franks and Bryson Fears finished at fourth and fifth. THS […]
Anything but a Backpack
Oxford, OH–On Wednesday, August 31, 2022, the FCCLA is sponsoring a spirit week theme: Anything but a backpack. We at the Tribune have some ideas for you: Have a small child walk around carrying your stuff. Get a donkey, put your stuff on the donkey, and then pull it around school on a leash. According […]
Talawanda Tribune Publishes May 2022 Magazine: Changing Perspectives
Oxford, OH — Talawanda Tribune staff publishes magazine with the theme of school spirit. You can read the magazine here, or look for paper copies around Talawanda High School during final exam week.
Why You Should Attend the Next School Board Meeting
Why You Should Attend the Next School Board Meeting By Abdullah Khan Feb. 17, 2022 School Board members doing the pledge of allegiance. Film still courtesy of Channel 85 Productions. I went to my first school board meeting on Feb. 17, 2022. Before I went, I believed the school board meeting would be older people […]
Critical Race Theory: A Moral Panic
Critical Race Theory: A Moral Panic By Eliza Sullivan Public education has long been the site of political battles and controversy, and Eliza Sullivan plans on bringing insight into some of the recent proposed legislation affecting Ohio’s schools. This is the first piece in her series “Politics in the Schoolhouse.” Over the past few years, […]