A Step-by-Step Guide to Passing your Drivers Test
A Step-by-Step Guide to Passing your Drivers Test By M. Sly The all-mighty driver’s test: a rite of passage for many teenagers, a symbol of sophistication, and a bringer of freedom. Nothing is more euphoric than waiting 30 minutes in the BMV to get your picture badly taken after you finally put the pedal to […]
Review: Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered (PC)
Review: Marvel’s Spider-Man Remastered (PC) By William Salzarulo In 2018, Playstation Studios along with Insomniac Games released Marvel’s Spider-Man. Spider-Man was released to critical acclaim and was considered for Game Of The Year. However, the game was released exclusively on Playstation consoles (Playstation 4 and later Playstation 5). Essentially, if you didn’t have a Playstation […]
Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal
Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal By Muhammed Khan and Will Salzarulo Take their HoCo Proposal sign and walk up to it, rip it in half, then stomp up and down on it while yelling “Ew! Gross! No!” Use a big, red Sharpie to underline their grammar mistakes on their HoCo proposal sign […]
2022-2023 Tribune Contest Calendar
Attention staff and students! The Talawanda Tribune wants to recognize the great writers and thinkers at THS. Consider entering one of our 2022-2023 contests!
Mr. McWilliams: Ask Me Almost Anything
Mr. McWilliams: Ask Me Almost Anything By MUHAMMED KHAN Q: Who is better at pranks, you or Mr. Pearson? A: Definitely me, because Mr. Pearson is too short to do pranks. Q: Why did you cancel “Cookadoodledo?” A: Mr. Pearson and I had creative differences. Q: What would be your perfect last meal? A: Pizza […]
THS Cross Country Wins 2022 Brave Invitational
Oxford, OH—On Saturday, Aug. 27, 2022, the THS boys and girls took first in the Brave Cross Country Invitational. Max Bixler came in first for the boy’s team with a time of 17:07.10 and Maddox Burns came in second with a time of 17:25.70. Garrison Franks and Bryson Fears finished at fourth and fifth. THS […]
Anything but a Backpack
Oxford, OH–On Wednesday, August 31, 2022, the FCCLA is sponsoring a spirit week theme: Anything but a backpack. We at the Tribune have some ideas for you: Have a small child walk around carrying your stuff. Get a donkey, put your stuff on the donkey, and then pull it around school on a leash. According […]
Talawanda Tribune Publishes May 2022 Magazine: Changing Perspectives
Oxford, OH — Talawanda Tribune staff publishes magazine with the theme of school spirit. You can read the magazine here, or look for paper copies around Talawanda High School during final exam week.
Student Gamer Designs New Club
Student Gamer Designs New Club By Abdullah Khan If you are a student or faculty at Talawanda, you’ve probably seen the many kids who code and design games at school. Maybe you’re even one of them. But there’s one such game designer that enjoys it so much that he decided to make a club out […]
Why You Should Attend the Next School Board Meeting
Why You Should Attend the Next School Board Meeting By Abdullah Khan Feb. 17, 2022 School Board members doing the pledge of allegiance. Film still courtesy of Channel 85 Productions. I went to my first school board meeting on Feb. 17, 2022. Before I went, I believed the school board meeting would be older people […]