Golden Globes 2023
Image Credits: The Hollywood Reporter Golden Globes 2023: My Hopes, My Predictions, and the Results. By: Jordan Gresham As award season begins, it’s time to see all the hot takes critics have for the popular movies of 2022. And with the Golden Globes happening tonight, I’m going to give who/what I hope wins, […]
Review: Red Dead Redemption II
Review: Red Dead Redemption II By Will Salzarulo Red Dead Redemption II is the follow up to Game of The Year nominee Red Dead Redemption. Red Dead Redemption II was released to absolute praise from critics and fans alike. Being the runner up for the 2018 Game of The Year. Somehow, in 2020 Red Dead […]
Best of 2022: Jordan and Morgan on T. Swift’s ‘Midnights”
Jordan and Morgan on T. Swift’s Midnights By Morgan Sly and Jordan Gresham Morgan Overall Review: Songs like “Would’ve Could’ve Should’ve” and “You’re On Your Own, Kid” are very high points on the album, because I love a good acoustic moment. Taylor returns to 1989 and Reputation-style pop music with songs like Bejeweled and Lavender […]
Happy Holidays: Talawanda Tribune Headlines
Woman Divorces Husband over Whether or not ‘Die Hard’ Is a Christmas Movie Big Fat Man Arrested for Breaking in Entering and Stealing Cookies and Milk Joe Alwyn Gets T. Swift Stock in Ticketmaster for Christmas Parents Continue to Buy ‘Those Darn Phones’ for Little, Little Children Santa Refuses to Let Reindeer Stop for a […]
Socks, an Underrated Christmas Gift
Socks, an Underrated Christmas Gift By Liv Mcgownd (A real photo of Damon’s socks) Christmas is coming up this holiday season. With Christmas comes presents. So do you struggle to figure out what to get your loved and liked ones? Well, socks are the perfect gift to give. Only looking at the surface, socks may […]
Florida Man Releases Snail Plague
Florida Man Releases Snail Plague By LUCA BERBERICH Giant African Land Snail / Photo taken by Sonel.SA Luca Berberich’s long standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their second piece in this thrilling series is about the most dangerous mollusc known […]
THS Bus Garage Set for Completion in June
THS Bus Garage Set for Completion in June By Lily Franks There’s an eye-catching new development at the foot of the Talawanda High School grounds. Upon returning to school in August, students most likely took notice to the large, fenced off piece of land that can be seen out the left window on their morning […]
The Blue-Ringed Octopus: Tiny but Deadly
The Blue-Ringed Octopus: Tiny but Deadly By LUCA BERBERICH (src: https://www.animalspot.net/blue-ringed-octopus.html) Luca Berberich’s long standing interest in the natural world is being brought to the Talawanda Tribune in their series: Luca B. the Science G. Their first piece starts rather small. About 6 centimeters, actually… Blue-Ringed Octopuses are a genus (a lower classification level that […]
Shout Out: November Contest Winner
November’s contest prompt asked students to tell us who they are thankful for. Thanks to Ms. Sammons’s classes, we had many outstanding entries. Our top choice was this shout out written by sophomore, Ellery Duvall. Congratulations Ellery! Shout Out by Ellery Duvall, Sophomore My sister has been there for me since the day I was […]
Terrifying Times: The E-Hallpass Era
Terrifying Times: The E-Hallpass Era By: Moonhamed Juan We’ve all heard of the not-so-popular e-hallpass. Although everyone has complained about them at some point, some sources suggest that your worries are only the tip of the iceberg. An insider from THS staff recently released some disturbing images of appointment passes that reveal secrets the administration […]