How to Handle Hoco Proposal Rejection 

Added by Cameron Gieske on September 16, 2024.
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How to Handle Hoco Proposal Rejection 

By Cameron “Never Rejected” Gieske

  1. Cry.
  2. Go to the gym. You can’t feel mental pain if you are physically in pain.
  3. Eat ice cream. You won’t remember the rejection if you’re eating ice cream.
  4. Try again by going on stage during HoCo and professing your love so everyone in the room can hear. That’ll work
  5. Take them to court and sue them for breaking your heart.
  6. Cry a bit more.
  7. Realize that in 5 years none of this will matter because everyone around you will forget about high school entirely.

 

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Photo of Tribune co-editor Thomas Harper taken by co-editor Lauren Dysert after co-editor Thomas Harper’s Homecoming proposal  was rejected by  co-editor Lauren Dysert.