Kanye West and Pete Davidson: Civil War

Kanye West and Pete Davidson: Civil War

Article by Muhammed Khan, Trading Cards by L. Franks

Many of you have likely indulged in the musical creations of the popular American rapper, Kanye West (also known as “Ye”), who has released over a hundred songs in his time as a musical artist. 

West is well known both for his music and his interesting personality. A perfect example of his personality is his recent beef with popular comedian Pete Davidson. 

This beef started when West, with much discontent, divorced from Kim Kardashian, who he married in 2014. Kardashian soon got with Pete Davidson. Not long after, Kanye began publicly revealing his thoughts on the situation through various displays of aggression towards Pete, including an unofficial declaration of war in an instagram post that featured him and other celebrities photoshopped onto the movie poster for “Captain America: Civil War.” 

This unofficial civil war has raised a very important question among fans: who would win?

To help you answer that question, I have compiled a list of the participants along with an analysis of their abilities.

Team Kanye





Aubrey Drake Graham is a popular rapper, singer, and songwriter. He met Kanye in 2009. They have had their ups and downs, but they seem to be friends currently.

Age: 35 years

Height: 6’0”


  • Was once an actor
  • Is good at ice skating
  • Weakness: Often deemed “goofy” by the public

Julia Fox

Julia Fox is an actress and model who first appeared in the 2019 film Uncut Gems. She was previously in a relationship with Kanye for some time.

Age: 32 Years

Height: 5’6”


  • Is an actress
  • Is an artist
  • Weakness: Some have said she has a shady past due to her use of her own blood in paintings

Travis Scott

Jacques Berman Webster II (Travis Scott) is a rapper and singer. He and Kanye have worked together on albums since around 2013.

Age: 30 years

Height: 5’10”


  • Is a character in fortnite
  • Owns a Bat-Man suit
  • Weakness: Is a bad actor (see Travis Scott apology video)


Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn (Future) is a rapper and singer. He and Kanye had collaborated on multiple songs, and he is even the executive producer for Kanye’s next album.

Age: 38 years

Height: 6’2”


  • Has many luxury cars
  • Wears sunglasses indoors
  • Weakness: Unfortunately can not predict the future

Team Pete

Pete Davidson is a comedian, actor, and writer who made a name for himself on Saturday Night Live. He is currently in a relationship with Kanye’s ex-wife, Kim Kardashian.



Kim Kardashian 

Kim Kardashian is a media personality, businesswoman, and model. She is the former spouse of Kanye West.


Kid Cudi

Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi (Kid Cudi) is a rapper, singer, songwriter, and record producer. He met Kanye in 2006, and the two became very close. Recently, however, he has been shunned by Kanye due to his friendship with Pete Davidson.

Age: 38 Years

Height: 5’9”


  • He was very close to Kanye, so he may know his secrets
  • Is in fact an adult
  • Weakness: Bad at insults (called Kanye a dinosaur)

Billie Eilish

Billie Eilish is a singer and songwriter. She is one of the youngest people to have won a Grammy. It is unclear why Kanye decided Billie was an opponent of his.

Age: 20 years

Height: 5’3”


  • Is the bad guy
  • Part of her full name is “Pirate”
  • Weakness: Very young compared to the opposing sid

Taylor Swift

She is a singer and songwriter. In 2009 during the VMAs, Kanye West went up on stage during her acceptance speech and stated she did not deserve the award as much as Beyonce.

Age: 32 years

Height: 5’11”


  • Has the ability to spawn an army of toxic fans
  • Has her own version of wordle (Taylordle)
  • Weakness: Paranoid about being secretly recorded

Kanye has since deleted the post but has continued to take stabs at Pete Davidson. Based on the stats of each participant, I’m not entirely sure which side would win, so please vote: