Happy Holidays: Talawanda Tribune Headlines

Woman Divorces Husband over Whether or not ‘Die Hard’ Is a Christmas Movie

Big Fat Man Arrested for Breaking in Entering and Stealing Cookies and Milk

Joe Alwyn Gets T. Swift Stock in Ticketmaster for Christmas

Parents Continue to Buy ‘Those Darn Phones’ for Little, Little Children

Santa Refuses to Let Reindeer Stop for a Potty Break.  Jeff Bezos Agrees

Woman Dehydrates because She Cried Too Much During Hallmark Holiday Movie Marathon