Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal
Seven Ways to Turn Down a HoCo Proposal
By Muhammed Khan and Will Salzarulo
- Take their HoCo Proposal sign and walk up to it, rip it in half, then stomp up and down on it while yelling “Ew! Gross! No!”
- Use a big, red Sharpie to underline their grammar mistakes on their HoCo proposal sign and give it a bad grade.
- Arson.
- Arson 2.0: Pretend to accept but then never show up and burn down their house.
- Accept and leave the country. Start a new life in Sweden selling meatballs. (In Ikea)
- Fake your death.
- Become President of the United States, you can’t go to homecoming if you are running a country.
