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A THS Mystery: The Lemon Investigates

A THS Mystery:  The Lemon Investigates

A THS Mystery:  The Lemon Investigates By Muhammed “Mystery” Khan What’s good my beloved Tribune readers!!!!! Mystery solving extraordinaire Muhammed “Mystery” Khan here. I recently came across a spoooooky mystery that I just had to get to the bottom of. You’re in for quite the adventure, so take a few minutes to comb your hair, […]

Braveheart Trash Talks the Talawanda Brave

Braveheart Trash Talks the Talawanda Brave

Braveheart travels from the past and trash talks the Talawanda Brave on “Oxford Jungle” day during a Homecoming week interview with Garrison Franks.  While William Wallace thinks that the Brave are going to lose Friday night’s game, THS student Mason Harvey definitely disagrees with his look-a-like from the past.

The Lemon: TikTok Trends

The Lemon:  TikTok Trends

With all these hot new “trends” flying around TikTok it’s hard to keep track of which ones are actually trending and which ones are just wishful thinking. Our collection of anthropomorphized snails in the basement were given phones to research the five biggest TikTok challenges. The Worm Challenge: This trend started when a teen recorded […]

Six THS Places Freshmen Should Know About

Six THS Places Freshmen Should Know About

Six THS Places Freshmen Should Know About LOGAN MURRAY With the school year getting into full swing, It’s important that our new additions know about important places in the school. I’ve taken the time to write about six places I think the incoming freshman should know about. 1  The PAC: Also known as the performing […]

The Lemon: Tribune Makes Prom 2021 Predictions

The Lemon:  Tribune Makes Prom 2021 Predictions

The Lemon:  Tribune Makes Prom 2021 Predictions By STAFF Talawanda administration hasn’t yet released the plan for Prom 2021, but we here at The Tribune have some ideas on what it’s going to look like: Mr. Schmid will be riding around on a Segway with a squirt gun full of hand sanitizer. This year’s prom […]

The Lemon

The Lemon

The holidays are coming up soon, and for many people that means seeing family and friends that you normally don’t. With the ongoing pandemic this can be difficult to do safely, so here are 10 tips and tricks to safely enjoy the holidays: Don’t have friends: One way to cut the spread of Covid-19 is […]

The Wall:

The Wall:

Spirit Week Politics This week we have some exciting news coming from the Talawanda School District itself. With the Trump banners waving all around the political spirit is in the air. We’ve seen it all from hats, shirts, and even the chants to signs stretching out across the high school’s entrance. Being the lead writer […]

Internet Safety Tips With Ben Phillips

Internet Safety Tips With Ben Phillips

Welcome to The Wall’s safety guide to the internet. This can apply to both kids and adults so whether you’re a 30-year-old living in your mom’s basement on 4chan or a 70-year-old grandma who doesn’t understand the internet you both have one thing in common, you’ve both never been taught internet safety. So before you […]

The Wall: Complete and Total Unbiased Reporting

The Wall:  Complete and Total Unbiased Reporting

Welcome to The Wall! The most trusted news column on the Tribune for fair and balanced news–all online and all true. Here at The Wall, we take pride in hiring only the most biased reporters and editors from both sides of the political spectrum and have repeatedly won the award for most underpaid staff in […]