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Ten Ways to Prepare for Christmas

Ten Ways to Prepare for Christmas

10: Break your back getting all those decorations out. Best to have a chiropractor on speed dial 9: Get used to being poked by pine needles from the Christmas tree 8: Snow…. Everywhere 7: Car crashes are inevitable when the roads are this icy, so it’s a good time to have insurance 6: Get medical […]

Upcoming Movie Failures: 2017 Hollywood Preview

Upcoming Movie Failures:  2017 Hollywood Preview

Another year, and another time to look into Hollywood’s upcoming failures:  Movies. Are you as excited as I am? Probably, because I’m not. “Justice League” – It’s another Zack Snyder movie. Because we all know that “Man of Steel” and “Batman V. Superman” was a success. Financially, anyway. If Hollywood has taught me anything, it’s […]

What to Expect in 2017

What to Expect in 2017

  10: China will really hate us 9: Christmas will swallow January like a greedy pig 8: Zack Snyder will keep making movies 7: A new Transformers movie 6: Sony Pictures is still trash 5: Harambe will keep going strong 4: A Smurfs reboot to a Smurfs reboot to the Smurfs cartoon 3: Someone will […]

Ten Things to Expect at the End of the Election

Ten Things to Expect at the End of the Election

10: The world will laugh 9: The laughter will die down 8: The world notices that the U.S. is serious 7: The world start to get really scared now 6: The world starts to panic 5: Either the wall is built, or all guns are confiscated 4: The world starts to get angry 3: They […]