The Essential Zombie Survival Plan – Movie Edition
Zombies: Man-eating harbingers of doom, which would surely erase humanity from our peacefully orbiting planet. These brain dead monstrosities have become an American fixation, teenagers (mainly boys) layout and compare their survival plans, producers rake in profits from the latest zombie blockbuster, zombie apocalypse survival classes are now available at Michigan State University and ACE Hardware recently […]
News in Brief
News in Brief School plans to take Junior’s to Zoo “just in case’ Body of missing man found gambling in Las Vegas Honey badger takes what it wants, which apparently is chocolate ice cream Eight year old comes home from summer camp to find his worst fears have been confirmed, his parents moved while he […]
Presidential Rumers
The presidential race is in full swing, and so are the rumors; vicious lies meant to attack the other party. These rumors, intended to tarnish the “bad guy’s” reputation, also have an unintentional effect of muddying the water of the already swampiest plitical murk. To help you make the best choice in this coming presidential […]
World Crazies Crime Spree
The following story is true, crazy but true. May 25, a Greyhound bus pulled in to Nashville, Tennessee for a layover and out stepped William C. Todd. Over the next nine hours he committed 11 felonies. The following is a list of the felonies Todd is being charged with. 1. Breaking and entering: Todd broke into […]
Red Bull Stratos
On August 16th 1960, Joseph Kittinger jumped from the Excelsior III at 102,800 feet with parachute in tow. This jump set the record for the highest skydive, a record that has stood unchallenged for 52 years. However, Austrian skydiver Felix Baumgartner and Red Bull are on a mission to break that record by over 17,000 […]
Worst Celebrity Baby Names
Jay-Z and Beyonce recently had a baby, which they decided to name Blue Ivy Carter. This is not the first time celebrities have given their children unusual names. We’ve compiled a list of particularly weird celebrity baby names. Parent: Nicolas Cage Child: Kal-El Parent: Jason Lee Child: Pilot Inspektor Parents: Gwyneth Paltrow […]
What the Crowd is Thinking
Politicians are always making speeches. Wether their insulting an opponent or touring a city, on thing is constant; they always have an audience. You were never able to tell what the crowd was thinking. Until now. Click the images to enlarge. RON PAUL NEWT GINGRICH RICK SANTORUM MITT ROMNEY
Political Slogans
The Presidential Elections are drawing near; soon, the candidates will have to choose their campaign slogans. Often times these slogans are based on something the candidates have said. Here are some of the slogans in the works for the 2012 bid for the Whitehouse. Mitt Romney Quote: “I like being able to fire people who […]