What to Expect in 2017

 

10: China will really hate us

9: Christmas will swallow January like a greedy pig

8: Zack Snyder will keep making movies

7: A new Transformers movie

6: Sony Pictures is still trash

5: Harambe will keep going strong

4: A Smurfs reboot to a Smurfs reboot to the Smurfs cartoon

3: Someone will throw a shoe at Trump

2: Democrats will be saltier than a South Korean farm

1: It’s All Trump’s Fault jokes